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16May/120

Iron Decision 2012: We Have A Winner

mizuno

Last Friday, an epic battle was waged to determine the rightful heir to Hogan as Rowlff Dogg’s new set of irons.  The day started out with Titleist vs Mizuno.  But it quickly became a one-horse race.

15May/120

Brand Replacement

During the course of the PSU coaches caravan, new head coach Bill O'Brien stated that he's not looking to replace former coach Joe Paterno, but be his own man, do things his way, but within the framework of the "Penn State Way" of "Success with Honor" established by Paterno.  He added specifically that the program will be built on the four pillars of Academics, Respect, Football, and Integrity.  Not far from the previous version, but enough of a change to make it his, distinguishing the new approach from the prior:

Football

Academics

Respect

Team

I say it's a welcome change.

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10May/121

Say What?

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Since becoming the Penn State head football coach, Bill O’Brien has done all the right things.  When the news broke of his hiring, I drank Four Roses straight from the bottle.  Now, I’d like to think our fourth Rose Bowl appearance isn’t too far off.  Whether it’s promises of an actual offense, hints at actually gameplanning for a specific opponent, or the overhaul of the weight room, BOB has completely won me over.

His quotes during the Coaches’ Caravan have been tantalizing.  It really is the dawn of a new day for Penn State football.

Everything that BOB has said has brought a smile to my face.  Until yesterday.

2May/123

Why I Hate Nellie From The Office

the officeAnyone who pays a lick of attention to my Thursday night tweets knows that I despise Robert California.  He has single-handedly drained all the humor and entertainment out of my beloved program, The Office.  In the past, there have been some characters that you loved to hate such as Charles, annoying Ryan, and psycho Jan.  But no one has made me want to change the channel quite like James Spader’s atrocious character.

Apparently trying to sink to uncharted depths, The Office has now added someone who rivals Robert as my most hated character of all time: Nellie Bertram (played by Catherine Tate).

Why do I hate her so much?  She adds nothing to the show, her presence takes away everyone else’s camera time, and she is British which is why she isn't the least bit funny.

30Apr/120

Iron Decision 2012: UPDATE

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It has been a few weeks since Rowlff Dogg unveiled his initial list of final irons. Yesterday, JoePa’s Doghouse caught up with the furry bloke at the Penn State Golf Course’s Community Day.

”A lot has gone on since my first round of cuts,” Rowlff began. “Two weeks ago, I crossed off the Callaway Razr X Tour. Today, I made a few more cuts.”

At Community Day, Rowlff was fitted for the first time since the Clinton administration. Turns out, a lot can change in nearly 20 years.

”My new irons will be lengthened by .5” just like my Hogans,” Rowlff explained. “The only things that changed are the 1° upright lie and a stiff shaft.”

When asked what lies ahead, Rowlff seemed eager to conclude the process. “Right now, I have to say that the Titleist AP2 has the lead. I really love my ball flight off that club. It felt smooth as silk.” Rowlff added, “To be fair, I’d still like to hit my remaining 3 finalists, but it will take a truly magnificent club to top how I felt with the AP2."

The 4 remaining contestants:

  • Titleist AP2 712
  • Taylor Made Tour Preferred MC
  • Ping S56
  • Callaway Razr X Forged

Rowlff's decision will be announced exclusively at JoePa's Doghouse.

18Apr/120

Blue-White 2012: Visitor List

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Anybody can list a bunch of recruits who are attending the Blue-White game this Saturday.  Heck, recruits come and go every year.  What we’ve got is something special.

We all know that most celebrities like to keep their family life private.  That’s probably why most people don’t realize the star-studded connection this Penn State football team has to Hollywood.

JoePa’s Doghouse put on its TMZ hat and was able to confirm the following list of celebrities who will be in Happy Valley for the weekend’s festivities.

16Apr/123

Blue-White 2012: Best Case Scenario

blue white game

Live football is less than a week away. The Blue-White Game may not be meaningful football, but it’s something to get us through the never-ending void after early January.

It is so easy to get pumped about this scrimmage after such a long layoff. It begs the question:

What is the best case scenario for Saturday?

13Apr/120

Blue-White 2012, Part 3

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Wow, what else is there to say? My cohorts did an excellent job identifying major points of interest. Let’s see if I can think of something else...

Now, let’s kill this question.

What are 5 things you are interested in seeing at the Blue-White Game?

12Apr/120

Blue-White 2012, Part 2

blue white game

Thirsty Thursday means that we’re less than 10 days away from the Blue-White Game. This time next week, we’ll all be practicing our drinking and trying to remember how to throw a beanbag. In the meantime, let’s get back to that blogging thing.

First up is a simple question posed to each of the Doggs.

What are 5 things you are interested in seeing at the Blue-White Game?

11Apr/120

The Amazing Ability of a Stadium Crowd to Transmit Its Sense of Impending Doom

Warning: Mostly off-topic.

As many of you know (and I've written about here), I've become a pretty big Premier League soccer fan.  Big enough that I spent the last week in London going to games, visiting stadiums, and participating in general revelry and rabble rousing amongst the various competing and often hate-filled bodies of fans within (and outside of) London.  No worries, though.  They're far less hostile to American fans of rival teams, especially if you come in peace and good humor.

This may not be directly related to Penn State athletics, football, but I was asked to make some correlations between the experience at premier league games (particular at the home of my Tottenham Hotspur, White Hart Lane) with the experience in and around Beaver Stadium.  As the Penn State fan base has been revitalized over the past decade with a particular verve and penchant for singing, it has been likened to a Premier League atmosphere.  While it isn't quite at that level for the organic manifestation of on-site creativity, I suppose it's the nearest thing in the US that isn't named the Portland Timbers.