Just Keep Singing

Via twitter.  All we can do at this point, as the NCAA grinch and its president, Stacked Sack of Mashed Potatoes, attempted to steal football, is to stick together...and just keep singing:

Oh, and we can also continue to demand actual truth and justice is pursued while the NCAA suggests this was done for academic priorities so kids can transfer freely to true football factories.*

*This statement brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Other ideas for songs at the stadium to be sung with or without acccompani-, accompani-, accompani-us (also via twitter):

I Can't Drive 55 (becomes) We Only Need 65

Chorus:

Go on & write me up for oversigning
Post my face, wanted dead or alive
Take our bowls n' all that jive
We only need...65!

Summer of 69 (becomes) Seasons of 65

We still got our real first string
BOB and no more fullback dive
Practiced til they're bruised and bled
Ready for...Seasons of 65

Feel free to add your own ideas.**

**F bowls.