Mauti and Zordich Send the NCAA a Message

This morning, Penn State football players made a statement. Unseen beforehand though, linebacker Mike Mauti met with NCAA president Mark Emmert:

NCAA President Mark Emmert: Who are you?

Crocodile Mauti

Crocodile Mauti: I am the NCAA's reckoning.

Why didn't you just, kill us?

Emmert: You're punishment must be more severe.

Crocodile Mauti

Mauti: Do you think you're in charge?

Emmert: If I kicked you in the ACL, would you die?

Mauti: It would be very painful.

Emmert: You're a big man.

Mauti: For you.

Meanwhile:

Mike Zordich and Galen Hall, for some reason.

Mauti continues: No one cared who we were, until we put on these jerseys without names.

Zordich [voice crackles in over the radio]: Almost in position.

Mauti: I'm on your time, Captain.

Emmert: So was your plan to get punished?

Mauti: Yes.

Emmert: So what now? What's your grand master plan?

Mauti: Crashing the NCAA...with no survivors.

Mauti: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!