Bert Bielema

At B1G media days, Bert Bielema told the world of his favorite song.  However, it takes on an entirely new meaning when you learn that "Rubber Ducky" is actually his slang for co-ed.

Titanic had a sad ending.

Find the lyrics below the fold:

Rubber Duckie,

you're the one, (I bet you say that to all the girls.)

You make bathtime lots of fun,

Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you; (I'm 20 years younger than you why are you texting me?)

Rubber Duckie, joy of joys,

When I squeeze you, you make noise!  (That's starting to get mildly threatening.)

Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true!

Every day when I

Make my way to the tubby (Uh oh. Where's this going?)

I find a little fella who's

Cute and yellow and chubby (OK, now that's too far.  Please don't text me instagrams of it.)

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine

And I'm lucky that you're mine

Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine  (Alright, so you've said.  Now quit texting me.)

And I'm lucky that you're mine

Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of -Rubber duckie,

I'd like a whole pond of - (or a basement.)

Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you!