JoePa's Doghouse
20Sep/120

Joke Week: Temple

temple

Dear Temple, please stop coming here!!!

How many more times do we have to play this lousy team???

Normally, this is the post where I offer up ten jokes about the opponent. But our pathetic AD has already forced the biggest joke of all upon the legions of paying Penn State customers: a lifetime of playing Temple!!! Will it ever end?

If only for a moment, JoePa’s Doghouse would like to take your mind off the sad state of our variety-less non-conference scheduling.

Anybody hear any good Temple jokes lately....


How did the Temple fighter give up the boxing match?

He threw in the owl


Why did Katniss Everdeen study on Temple’s campus?

It made the Hunger Games seem like a walk in the park.

hunger games

Man, getting to class is brutal!

How is the Temple Owl like “Saved By The Bell?”

Both of their Screeches are annoying.


What do you call it when Temple’s left tackle gets a false start penalty?

An owl movement


What did Dwight say to Ryan at the Dunder-Mifflin tug-of-war challenge?

"Temp, pull!"


What did the Temple football players do after they beat Penn State?

They woke up.


Tim Curley walks into a bar. Above the counter are taps as far as the eye can see. Domestic draughts from coast to coast. Microbrews from Oregon, Wyoming, Texas, Kentucky, and North Carolina just to name a few. So after looking at all his options, what does Tim Curley order?

A Shirley TEMPLE. Because it was a 2-for-1 deal.


What did the guitarist say to Mr Miller when he was selecting teams for the Classic Rock softball game?

”Steve, add Ozzy O”

ozzy osbourne

Who wouldn't want this guy on their softball team?

Why does Temple have such a big players' lounge?

Because there’s no need for a trophy room in Lincoln Financial Field


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