Drinking Game: Purdue 2012

Boiler Up! Drink It Down!

As yes, it’s Purdue week. You can tell by all the, um, excitement?

Nevertheless, it’s still college football. A commodity we won’t have in 2+ months. Let’s cherish it while we still can.

As these or other pre-determined drinks occur, tweet ‘em and hashtag #BlackoutTheSanctions

1 DRINK

Every Mauti tackle.

For every yard our punt returners gain.

Every time Ted Roof is on camera. #ROOFBALL

Every time you hear: “Boiler Up”

1 SHOT

For every different Penn State tight end who catches a pass.

Every time Graham Spanier’s name is mentioned.

CHUG

For the duration the camera stays on people who are dressed in costumes.

For the amount of time the announcers talk about the Alabama-L$U game.

FAMOUS ALUMNUS SOCIAL

Jim Gaffigan. Take a drink for every towhead you spot during the game.

DRINK OF THE WEEK

Cracker’s Delight. An old college chum named Slaughter came up with this peculiar drink. It consists of 2 ingredients: Mountain Dew and Southern Comfort.

Step 1: “Pour Dew” into a glass.
Step 2: Pour Soco into the same glass.
No measurements, just eyeball it according to your desired intoxication level.

DRINK EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE

If Jim Delany offers an apology for the blatantly awful refs last week. Heck, if that happens, you can drink everything in my house too.

Thirsty? Help us fight sobriety by tweeting at us throughout the game:
@RowlffDogg
@_TheUnderdogs_
@Jschnauzer