As yes, it’s Purdue week. You can tell by all the, um, excitement?
Nevertheless, it’s still college football. A commodity we won’t have in 2+ months. Let’s cherish it while we still can.
As these or other pre-determined drinks occur, tweet ‘em and hashtag #BlackoutTheSanctions
Every Mauti tackle.
For every yard our punt returners gain.
Every time Ted Roof is on camera. #ROOFBALL
Every time you hear: “Boiler Up”
For every different Penn State tight end who catches a pass.
Every time Graham Spanier’s name is mentioned.
For the duration the camera stays on people who are dressed in costumes.
For the amount of time the announcers talk about the Alabama-L$U game.
FAMOUS ALUMNUS SOCIAL
Jim Gaffigan. Take a drink for every towhead you spot during the game.
DRINK OF THE WEEK
Cracker’s Delight. An old college chum named Slaughter came up with this peculiar drink. It consists of 2 ingredients: Mountain Dew and Southern Comfort.
Step 1: “Pour Dew” into a glass.
Step 2: Pour Soco into the same glass.
No measurements, just eyeball it according to your desired intoxication level.
DRINK EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE
If Jim Delany offers an apology for the blatantly awful refs last week. Heck, if that happens, you can drink everything in my house too.