There are plenty of things to hate in the Big Ten. Those pukes who border us on the west. Those ass-rats that call themselves wolverines. That scumbag coach at ________ (fill in the blank- Illinois, Wisconsin, Michigan State…)
But none of those jerks cheated the greatest offense of all time out of a national championship via the sympathy train. Ok, maybe some did since it just so happens that said train rode through Ohio on a 4-0 vote. Hey Brutus, 63-14!!!!!
At least we’re still not bitter, right?
As these or other pre-determined drinks occur, tweet ‘em and hashtag #BlackoutTheSanctions
Every time Bo Pelini looks like a dumbass.
For every Gerald Hodges tackle.
Every time Penn State’s OLine/backs pick up a blitz
For every mention of Tom Osborne. Drink 5 shots if the announcers mention how he allowed Lawrence Phillips to play in the 1995 Orange Bowl.
If Bubba Starling is mentioned, do a Tweet-shot with @JSchnauzer, our resident Royals fan.
For the amount of time Taylor Martinez lies on the ground.
If you are wearing more clothes than Craig Fitzgerald, chug for every second he is on tv.
FAMOUS ALUMNUS SOCIAL
Johnny Carson. Raise your glass for every tackle Glenn Carson makes.
DRINK OF THE WEEK
Nebraska’s defense is known as the “black shirts” because they didn’t get color television in Lincoln until 1998. The “Blackshirt” drink pays homage to those who watched Wings in black&white.
Step 1: Wear a white shirt
Step 2: Order a Guinness
Step 3: Spill the Guinness all over your shirt
Step 4: Wring out your shirt into the opposite sex’s mouth
Step 5: Let us know what happens.
DRINK EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE
If Lawrence Phillips goes the entire game without raping, killing, stealing, or drug-dealing.