If people wonder why we drink, they need look no further than the boys in the stripes last week.
This week we will drink because it’s fun and because all the help in the world won’t mean a lick to the outmatched Hoosiers.
As these or other pre-determined drinks occur, tweet ‘em and hashtag #BlackoutTheSanctions
Every time Bill Belton carries the ball.
For every Steven Bench snap.
For every tackle by a Penn State defensive back.
Every time a holding penalty is called against Indiana.
For every Jesse Della Valle punt return greater than 5 yards.
For every Jesse Della Valle kick return past the 25 yard line.
Indiana’s uniforms resemble Oklahoma’s. So, chug every time #19 in white is on tv.
For every second Ted Roof’s perilously dangling glasses are shown on tv.
FAMOUS ALUMNUS VAMPIRE SOCIAL
Twilight. Chances are, you’ll be flipping from game to game when Penn State is on commercial break. Inevitably, you’ll land on a Twilight trailer. Raise a glass and tweet #TeamAlice
DRINK OF THE WEEK
In honor of the Hoosiers’ hometown, we present “The Bloomington.”
Step 1: Order a Boddingtons Pub Ale
Step 2: Order a Bloomin’ Onion
Step 3: Put a chunk of the Bloomin’ Onion into your Boddingtons.
Who knows, that foul English swill might actually taste better with some onion in it.
DRINK EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE
If defensive tackle DaQuan transfers to the opposing team during warm-ups. He then rips off his Penn State uniform to reveal a leather jacket, fedora, and a whip. Once he declares himself “Indiana Jones,” he gets chased into the tunnel by a giant boulder.