JoePa's Doghouse
11Dec/120

The Bowl of Pure Evil

todd and the book of pure evil

College football's regular season has come and gone.  The bowls are still a few days away.  So, how are we supposed to pass the time?

I'm still a bit bummed about Tim Frazier's injury, so I've turned to Streaming Netflix.  Recently, I've had the pleasure of watching three excellent shows: Blue Mountain State, Archer, and thanks to @t_money495 's suggestion: Todd and the Book of Pure Evil.

Do yourself a favor and check it out.

In the meantime, we invite you to play along with the doggs in our annual bowl challenge.  Winner gets to say they found Todd and the Book of Pure Evil all by themselves.

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Group Name:  The Bowl of Pure Evil

Password: Crowley

23Nov/120

Blue-White Roundtable: Worst-consin Edition

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I threw this one together in the small gap of time that my holiday travel and tailgate preparations allowed.

However, The Underdogs and J Schnauzer came out guns a-blazin, so enjoy!

As always, Adam from Black Shoe Diaries has some more questions this week. Be sure to head on over to BSD later this week for a “greatest hits” of sorts. In the meantime, check out what these peeps are saying:

Victory Bell Rings
Nittany Lions Den
Black Shoe Diaries
The 50-Yard Lion

Follow the jump to read us doggs’ thoughts…

16Nov/120

Drinking Game: Indiana 2012

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Holding! On the drinker. 15 sips from the spot of the foul!

If people wonder why we drink, they need look no further than the boys in the stripes last week.

This week we will drink because it’s fun and because all the help in the world won’t mean a lick to the outmatched Hoosiers.

As these or other pre-determined drinks occur, tweet ‘em and hashtag #BlackoutTheSanctions

15Nov/120

Blue-White Roundtable: Eerie, Indiana Edition

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The Roundtable was originally going to be posted yesterday, but it was HELD up by the Big Ten refs. Surely, if Penn State players so much as looked at this post, I’d be typing 15 yards behind my computer.

Someone who we never has to worry about the refs, Adam from Black Shoe Diaries has some more questions this week. Be sure to head on over to BSD later this week for a “greatest hits” of sorts. In the meantime, check out what these peeps are saying:

Victory Bell Rings
Nittany Lions Den
Black Shoe Diaries
The 50-Yard Lion

Follow the jump to read us doggs’ thoughts…

9Nov/120

Drinking Game: Nebraska 2012

lost weekend

Goddammit! 1994!!!

There are plenty of things to hate in the Big Ten. Those pukes who border us on the west. Those ass-rats that call themselves wolverines. That scumbag coach at ________ (fill in the blank- Illinois, Wisconsin, Michigan State…)

But none of those jerks cheated the greatest offense of all time out of a national championship via the sympathy train. Ok, maybe some did since it just so happens that said train rode through Ohio on a 4-0 vote. Hey Brutus, 63-14!!!!!

At least we’re still not bitter, right?

As these or other pre-determined drinks occur, tweet ‘em and hashtag #BlackoutTheSanctions

8Nov/122

Blue-White Roundtable: Bugeater Edition

After 10 weeks, we’ve finally added some new peeps to the fold. Let’s welcome Victory Bell Rings to the Roundtable!

Like anyone who is late to the party, I assume they made up for their tardiness by bringing the beer. So, I’ll wait patiently by my mailbox for that Christmas variety pack…

Someone who we never have to wait on, Adam from Black Shoe Diaries has some more questions this week. Be sure to head on over to BSD later this week for a “greatest hits” of sorts. In the meantime, check out what these peeps are saying:

Victory Bell Rings
Nittany Lions Den
Black Shoe Diaries
The 50-Yard Lion

Follow the jump to read us doggs’ thoughts…

2Nov/120

Drinking Game: Purdue 2012

lost weekend

Boiler Up! Drink It Down!

As yes, it’s Purdue week. You can tell by all the, um, excitement?

Nevertheless, it’s still college football. A commodity we won’t have in 2+ months. Let’s cherish it while we still can.

As these or other pre-determined drinks occur, tweet ‘em and hashtag #BlackoutTheSanctions

1Nov/120

Blue-White Roundtable: A New “Hope” Edition

A week after such a highly anticipated game, the possibility of a letdown always exists.

Of course, the conference schedule makers did us no favors by throwing “the Temple of the Big Ten” at our feet, merely one week after Ohio State. Think about it- we play Purdue every year and the games are always boring and far from memorable. Blah.

Someone who never elicits a “blah,” good ol Adam from Black Shoe Diaries has some more questions this week. Be sure to head on over to BSD later this week for a “greatest hits” of sorts. In the meantime, check out what these peeps are saying:

Nittany Lions Den
Black Shoe Diaries
The 50-Yard Lion

Follow the jump to read us doggs’ thoughts…

25Oct/120

Joke Week: Ohio State

ohio state

Don’t you hate when you wake up and get a whiff of a foul odor coming from the west. Many years ago, that used to be Pitt. Ever since 1993, however, Pitt’s cologne of mediocrity has been overwhelmed by the stench of the Buckeyes.

Their football team stinks. Their football coach stinks. Their fans stink. Their fans who actually graduated from Ohio State stink. Everything about them stinks.

Saturday, you might want to drink that extra tailgate drink on the off chance you end up next to one of those stinkbugs in Beaver stadium.

In the meantime, anybody hear any good Ohio State jokes lately....

24Oct/122

Blue-White Roundtable: That Stench From The West

As a public service announcement, we’re reminding you to hide your car stereos and lock up your tattoo parlors. If you feel threatened, run to the nearest library. No Buckeye will find you there.

That’s right, it’s Ohio State week. As we prepare for our lovely town to be invaded by Ohio residents (notice I didn’t say OSU alumni), we at JoePa’s Doghouse feel it appropriate to show our appreciation to the people to the west.

Thank you for hiring Urban Meyer. We’ll do just fine with Coach O’Brien.

Someone else we tend to do fine with, Adam from Black Shoe Diaries has provided some more questions this week. Be sure to head on over to BSD later this week for a “greatest hits” of sorts. In the meantime, check out what these folks are saying:

Nittany Lions Den
Black Shoe Diaries
The 50-Yard Lion

Follow the jump to read us doggs’ thoughts…