Found: Chris “Wiki” Leak’s Documents

JoePa’s Doghouse has recently come into possession of some documents from former Florida QB Chris Leak. 

Our curiosity was piqued by internet rumors about his upcoming coloring book, in which Chris dishes on the behind-the-scenes activities at Florida during Urban Meyer’s tenure.  Surprisingly, no one has asked Meyer about the impending tell-all’s impact on his decision to abruptly step down.  Maybe if it were a connect-the-dots book… Never mind. 

Anyway, through a Gainesville source, we learned that an unnamed UF booster set Leak up with a cushy job after graduation.  We’re unsure exactly what his position or salary is, but we’re looking into that.  From our surveillance point, all we’ve ever seen him do is play Minesweeper and read Marmaduke comics.

Today, while Chris was out to lunch, we snuck into his office and found what we were looking for.  Page after page of Tweets, Facebook messages, emails, and phone call dictations pertaining to the Florida Gators. 

Needless to say, we will be releasing this information in the weeks leading up to the Outback Bowl. 

Here’s a sample…