With every passing day, the highly anticipated Hall of Fame Outback Bowl draws closer. #UFhatemonth hasn't managed to take off quite like #MDhateweek did, but there is time for that. After all, there's plenty to hate about the Gators. Which is precisely why we at JoePa's Doghouse will continue to pump out our findings from Chris "Wiki" Leak's desk drawer.
This particular document must have been very important because it was one of the few that wasn't folded like a paper airplane. Of course, it wouldn't be authentic Florida alumni stationery if it didn't have its share of doodles and misspellings. Well, we cleaned it up so that it wouldn't poison our educated brains.
Now that Will Muschamp has been named Florida's new Head Coach, there is sure to be a surplus of comments about the interesting hire, so stay tuned for that.
For now, enjoy the latest from those kooky Gators...
JoePa’s Doghouse has recently come into possession of some documents from former Florida QB Chris Leak.
Our curiosity was piqued by internet rumors about his upcoming coloring book, in which Chris dishes on the behind-the-scenes activities at Florida during Urban Meyer’s tenure. Surprisingly, no one has asked Meyer about the impending tell-all’s impact on his decision to abruptly step down. Maybe if it were a connect-the-dots book… Never mind.
Anyway, through a Gainesville source, we learned that an unnamed UF booster set Leak up with a cushy job after graduation. We’re unsure exactly what his position or salary is, but we’re looking into that. From our surveillance point, all we’ve ever seen him do is play Minesweeper and read Marmaduke comics.
Today, while Chris was out to lunch, we snuck into his office and found what we were looking for. Page after page of Tweets, Facebook messages, emails, and phone call dictations pertaining to the Florida Gators.
Needless to say, we will be releasing this information in the weeks leading up to the Outback Bowl.
Here’s a sample…
Lately, there has been a lot of message board talk as to whether Penn State is an “elite” program. In light of the 24-3 loss in Iowa City, this may seem like a silly question. However, if you’ve spent more than a minute on a message board, you know that there’s no such thing as a silly question.
In order to truly dive into this issue, we must ask ourselves: “what is ‘elite’?”
Arrogant SEC fans define elite as: “all of us except Vanderbilt.”
Vanderbilt alumni look at their conference brethren and define elite as: “being able to spell elite.”
West Virginia Mountaineers define elite as “add ‘M, i, l, l, and r’ and it’s a beer.”
USC defines elite as “$50,000. $75,000 if the kid has an Oklahoma offer.”
Rowlff Dogg is angry. When he gets angry, you don’t get any images.
Now follow the jump to hear what he has to say about the Penn State football program.